My Declaration Of Simple Shit

I

love my work but hate getting up for it
want to write with my heart
like cop shows
kiss on the first date
believe my cat is my best friend
need new shocks
love poetry
hate people but like you
think gay guys are cute
burn incense
know all the words to The Real Slim Shady
think my butt is too big
am bad at math
have a crush on JC
sometimes like being mean
am proud of my breasts
have been in love
don't think kissing is all that
liked Riverdance
think tattoos are sexy
need a tan
Okay, so maybe with the right guy, kissing is all that